Letting it All Hang Out

Food, namely carby starchy things, seem to make nice temporary bandages for the scrapes in my life.  The result is the lumpy version of me that I've been wearing lately, and it ain't pretty!  I came across this card yesterday and couldn't control my laughter.  I've had bad hair days where I just want to throw it back in a pony tail or cover it with a hat, but what do you do with your butt?!!